LAW IS HARD.
Who could have possibly foreseen this? Oh, right, everyone ever invented. Alas.
My assignments are hard, and also? Boring. I miss you, history! Law doesn’t know what it’s doing! Where are the History Channel documentaries about Hitler? Where are the dodgy, historically inaccurate movies masquerading as a lecture? WHERE IS ALL THE COMMUNISM?
:: deep sigh ::
Anyway. I’m stuck here at university for aaaaaaaaaages. I bought myself some chips at lunch, but the salt hasn’t noticeably improved my temperament, but HOLY CRAP, CRAZY CHRISTIAN LADY WHO THINKS I’M HER FRIEND IS ENGAGED.
Oh man, this is so weird. This is going to end BADLY and ooooh noooo, if her sister bails she wants me to be a bridesmaid. Oh my God.
Okay, apparently her sister is unlikely to bail. But in case? I’m an in case bridesmaid for someone I barely know? For a wedding that is apparently “some time this year” WHAT SORT OF PLANNING IS THAT? What? What? WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
:: FLEES IN TERROR ::
Okay, so either I hate MSN terribly, or I’m glad that I just had that conversation in a medium that conveys neither my expression or the tone of my voice. That was really random. (I’m using the word random again. DEATH.)
Um... anyway. I had mostly exams last week, and in doing so missed most of my lectures by escaping in order to study. So I have to listen to them on the internet this afternoon, which I hate, but still. At least I can do it in the comfort of my own home, rather than in an enormous lecture hall surrounded by morons who DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO ATTEND, come to lectures to talk through them. Thanks, guys. You’re great.
Okay, this post is going nowhere. I’m too freaked out. I think I’ll go outside and eat some biscuits or something. Soothe my jangled nerves.
Before I go, however, I received a FORWARD today. And it was awful, as always, but! This one was entitled:
( You Know You’re A 90’s Kid If...Collapse )
I AM OVERCOME WITH NOSTALGIA.
I leave you now, to search for a slap-wrist bracelet and some butterfly clips. I must accessorise my belly shirt and cargo pants!
:: nostalgia’d ::